The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?". "Shore" said the cowboy. "What kind of saddle do you want, English or Western?". "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it" said the cowboy. "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride".
