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How To Know If Your Dog Joined a Computer Cult

10. Spends a lot of time at the airport with the other cult dogs, passing out free AOL diskettes.

9. Your new "Reverend Moon" screen saver.

8. Every day at 3:00, stops whatever he's doing, bows toward Cupertino.

7. Gettin lots and lots of e-mail from somebody named "bob@cult.com.

6. When told to "go get your master", runs to the PC and dials up the internet.

5. You find your Motown CD in the trash, and a new "Gregorian Chants" CD in your CD-Rom.

4. Trades in his Calvin's and Nike's for a black robe and sandals.

3. You come home from work to find him making a spaceship out of your gas grill.

2. Comes home with his head shaved.

1. When asked why he went on the floor, he replies, "It is the will of Moondoggie."

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