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New Year's Resolutions
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10. Not to "mark" the artificial Christmas tree next year, people don't like that
9. Get that idea for TV show "Dogs Behaving Badly" off to Hollywood
8. Think up a good "stupid people trick", get on the Letterman Show.
7. Get Toby's Cat Catcher Dead or Alive Cat Trap written off as a "business expense".
6. Stop coughing up fur balls on the couch.
5. Get more (read "some") exercise.
4. Learn to drive a stick shift.
3. Find a professional football team with some (any) moral standards to root for
2. Put "Dead Cats - We're For 'Em!" bumper sticker on the Clinton limo
1. Try to remember where we buried that "live cat time capsule" on New Year's Eve.
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