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Your Dog's Wish List For Christmas

10. One of those little chuck wagons from the dog food commercial.

9. A talking "Spacedog" doll.

8. One-year membership in the "Dirty Sock of the Month Club".

7. One of those electric stun guns like the cops have. (Never mind why...).

6. Black leather spiked dog collar for that special Saturday night.

5. Bob Barker's address. (See #7 above...).

4. A signed copy of Lassie's biography, "Timmy's in the Well Again".

3. A rubber chicken to tease the cat with.

2. 34 ounce, 38 inch Louisville Slugger. (Never mind what for...)

1. Just once, no stupid doggy t-shirt that says "Fire Hydrant Inspector".

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