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Things To Do With A Dead Cat

10. Kill it 8 more times, just to be sure.

9. Excellent for buffing the truck.

8. Jab a stick in it's mouth and use it for a dustmop.

7. Spray it with glue, hang it from the ceiling, instant flystrip

!6. Paint a stripe on each end, sew up the middle, and PLAY BALL!.

5. Chitlins!4. Field test the blender

3. Start a newsgroup, "Dead Cats, I'm for 'em!"

2. Makes a dandy fur coat for the Chihuahua.

1. Get 10 more and go beat the Dallas Cowboys!

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