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Things Not To Say At the Stables

He won't come into my hands.

There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.

I'm gonna get off now.

More leg less hand.

It was a great ride, but he's kinda sticky.

He needs a good 20 minute warm-up.

Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees ... go with the motion.... rock your pelvis......

When he gets excited he really foams up.

If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky.

I rode yesterday, but Suzy's riding him today.

Go ahead, ride him, you'll like it .... he'll be good for you and teach you quite a bit.

He can be ridden twice in one day.

Push!!!!

Go Go Go!!!

He's being a pig ... get his head up.

He bends to the left, but he's really stiff to the right.

He really over-reacts when I sit down into him.

Smack him if he refuses.

Clean it quick before he sucks it back in.
Is she a maiden?

Can I pat your Ass?

Has anyone seen my breast collar?

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