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Ways Dogs Are Superior To Cats Share
10. Dogs are bigger (well... Some dogs are).

9. Dogs don't need a litter box, as long as your neighbor has a yard.

8. Dogs don't have kittens in your closet on your new shoes.

7. Cats can't wag their tails. (And won't even try...)

6. Dogs respond when you call them by name. (Almost any name)

5. Dogs are too stupid to hide when they make a mess.

4. Dogs have cooler home pages on the Internet.

3. Dogs will stay up and watch Letterman with you, even if there are no stupid pet tricks.

2. Dogs are easy to buy Christmas presents for, get them anything that smells.

1. Cats have an attitude, dogs just have that "Where's dinner?" look.
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