"There is no psychiatrist to be found anywhere in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams
"Dogs love their friends but bite their enemies. That is quite unlike people. We are not capable of pure love and always mix love and hate." - Sigmund Freud
"If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise" - Unknown
"A dog is the only thing in the world that loves you more than he loves himself. " - Josh Billings
"Do not accept your dog's admiration as being conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles belong to some weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner
"We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. In return, dogs give us their all. It is the best deal we have ever made." - M. Acklam
"The reason a dog has lots of friends is that he wags his tail and not his tongue." - Unknown
"The average dog is a much nicer person than the average person." - Andy Rooney
"Cats and women will do as they please. Dogs and men need to relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
"A child's dog teaches them fidelity, perseverance and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley
"Have you ever consider what your dog must think of you? I mean, you come home from the grocery with the most amazing stuff, pork, chicken, half a cow. They must think you're the greatest hunter on earth!" - Anne Tyler
"Anyone who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog." - Franklin P. Jones
"My dog worries about the economy because Alpo now costs $3.00 a can. That's $21.00 in dog money!" - Joe Weinstein
"If you think dogs don't know how to count, try this: Put three dog biscuits in your pocket and give him only two of them." - Phil Pastoret
"If you pick up a dog that is starving and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain
"You can say any dumb thing to a dog and the dog will look at you as if to say, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" - Dave Barry
"My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am." - Unknown
"Dogs may not be our whole life, but they make our lives whole." - Roger Caras
