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Reasons Dogs and Cats Are Better Than Kids. Share
Dogs and cats are better than children because they: Eat less.

Usually come when called.

Are easier to train.

Don't drink or smoke.

Don't hang out with friends who use drugs.

Never ask to drive the car.

Don't want to wear your clothes.

Don't have to have the latest fashions.

Don't need a gazillion dollars for college.

If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

Don't ask for money all the time.
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