One day a city girl named Amy was driving down a country road when her car broke down. Knowing the full extent of her knowledge in Auto mechanics she decided she'd better find the nearest country folk for some help. Soon Amy came across a farm atop of a gentle hill. Amy gave the screen door a quick knock. She immediately heard exited oinking and squealing, followed by the load clamoring of little hoofs scampering across the hard wood floor like a machine gun. Amy looked down through the screen and saw the cutest three legged pig staring up at her wagging its cork screw tail. Suddenly the door was swung open and a country woman stood in the frame. Amy gave a start, "Oh hi. I'm sorry to bother you but my car broke down and-” Before Amy could finish the pig took off upstairs with the same hyper squeals and rapid plotting hoofs. "And I uh . . ." with another thundering of hoofs and eager squeaks the three legged pig was back wrapped in jumper cables. Amy laughed and finished with, “And I was hopping you could give me a jump." The woman smiled back at Amy and answered with a friendly nature, "Well sure lil missy. We'd be happy to help ya out." Amy thanked the kind woman and pointed down the road in the direction of her car. The pig rushed ahead to proudly lead the way while the two women made their way to the country woman's truck. On the way Amy commented, “That pig is awesome! But why does it only have three legs?" The country woman smiled and answered, “Yeah, she sure is. One night the house caught on fire and she called the fire department and dragged me out the house on account I had passed out from the smoke." Amy was very surprised, “Wow! . . . So the pig lost her leg in the fire?" "Nah. She's too tuff to let any Ol fire hurt her." Amy nodded, "Oh. Well then how did she loose her leg?" - "Well one day my nephew thought he could charm bees and take their honey. Turns out he couldn't. I'm inside watching Dr. Phil when I hear him yelling bloody murder! I look out and see a huge buzzing black cloud chasing him all over the yard. Before I could grab the hose my pig flies outside like a little super hero and punches every single one of those bees in the face! Amy was really impressed. "Oh my Gosh! But wait. you still haven't told me why your pig only has three legs." The country woman smiled as if she thought the answer was obvious. "Well when a pig is that amazing you don't wanna eat it all at once."
